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Sunset. I come reaming out of the poorly lit parking lot with my radio cranked and my purple fuzzy dice thai lady dancing furiously thai lady from the rearview mirror. Crushed beer cans litter the passenger seat and the newly carpeted floor. I had lost my cell phone in the abhorred mess a few weeks ago, which I figure should be in another dimension by now. I drunkenly try to light the cigarette dangling carelessly from my bottom lip, and then holler out slurred obscenities as the thai lady wind snatches it and carries it away. For a brief moment, I seriously consider reversing the car to chase after it, until I recall owning an entire pack of them. That, and it was far too cold to get out and search for it. I pass by a corner house with a few teenage girls sitting on it, and slow the souped-up Ford down just enough to get a couple of whistles out at them. Then, I peel away and onto the highway. Im about to attempt to light another cigarette, when I feel something snap from inside the car.
"Ahhh crap, there goes my muffler." I could almost picture the pipe tearing up the road underneath as I drive by. By thai lady the time I get outside the city, its completely dark. Ive never been up this way before, because no one has ever driven me. Now, to hell with them all, I finally learned to drive myself. Granted, I got my license a bit late, but at least Im still young enough to see where Im going. Speaking of being able to see, where did all the light thai lady posts go? As I drive further and further, my headlights seem to become dimmer and dimmer. I also seem to be losing thai lady speed. What gives? Shot mufflers only make your car noisy, not lose power. At least thats what happens in all the Minakee commercials. Pretty soon, the lights die and the entire car follows. Shit. Whats a guy to do? I fumble around in the complete darkness, trying to open my glove compartment, thinking there might be a flashlight in there. A while later, I realize Ive been trying to pry off the speedometer. When I manage to find the glove compartment, its locked. Frustrated, I exit the car. The moment the drivers side door opens, I go crashing to the undisturbed mound of snow on the ground. I hope someone thai lady; somewhere is getting a kick out of this.
Feeling the intense need to return the beer Ive been renting, I stagger off into the woods. I quite literally have to hang onto trees to keep from toppling over. Ive never felt so ungainly in my life. While relieving myself, a spotted brown owl glares at me from a few yards away with the biggest, most disturbing eyes
thai lady Ive ever seen. It
thai lady hoots at me and flies away. Great, now
thai lady the surrounding wildlife is mocking me.
"Get a life, you stupid bird." I mutter to myself as I struggle to get my belt back on, admiring the smoke trail my breath is forming in the air. I turn around to see where I came from so I could get
thai lady back to the car, but I had turned around so many times trying to find a decent enough tree that I no longer knew which direction I was facing. I was lost. Utterly and completely lost. And if that wasn bad enough, it then started to snow again. Heavily. There was nothing left to do then but continue walking. What bewildered me was the fact that I
thai lady couldn see any of the stars through the thick layer of leaves that never seemed to thin out, even when I stood in the middle of a clearing, yet all this snow
thai lady found its way to the top of my head. This has been the perfect buzz kill, I think to myself. Im just about to kick a nearby tree with all my strength when I smell something burning. I immediately perk up and start following my nose. The
thai lady scent trail leads me almost a half a mile
thai lady, where I peek out of a row
thai lady of bushes to discover a small
thai lady, unassuming log cabin with a stream of charcoal-gray smoke pouring upwards from the chimney. It looked like something straight out of a Snow White fairytale. Any moment now, a tribe of squealing midgets are going to come marching out that door with striped leg warmers, pointed elf hats and ice picks. I begin walking
thai lady closer towards the back of the little house, singing under my breath with a large drunken smile, "We make toys for Santa Claus…"
Through a small, foggy window, the top of someones head moves quickly across my view. I stop singing immediately, smelling some kind of roast chicken or something emanate forth into my sinuses. Drinking has always made me ravenous as a side effect, and that roast chicken smelled damn good. I toyed with the idea of just going
thai lady up to the front door and giving the residents some sob story about being a kidnapped and starving millionaire who has been roaming around this unforgiving forest for days looking for a kind soul to pay back loads of cash
thai lady for taking care of me. Ahh, Im a crummy liar and I know it. But what I wouldn give for a piece of that chicken.
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